Monkeys ran freely everywhere in Uganda.  Here's one I got video of.

just skipping to LAX

to this.  some shoulder shimmying is also involved.  and jump splits like the NY subway guy below.

my biopic

They made a biopic of my future last year too.

"I need the money for an extra vehicle so I can help the CHILDREN!"
"calm down"
"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!"
(bazooka, explosion)

amazing.

Prepare for my blog to be lots of pictures of me helping kids in Africa for nothing but selfless reasons.  And reflections on how I wish I could just do that all the time.  I can hear the ladies swooning already.

how bout safari in uganda, white water river rafting on da nile, and dancing in kampala